joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

image

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

image
I—

image

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

pansexual fun fact #1

brttny32194:

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

it’s true

weeaboo problems #121

tachibanamakotos:

accidentally sayin “itadakimasu” before u eat ass

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

Loading

Loading

Close
×

Loading

Loading

Close
×

Well this is a bit embarrassing

It appears that the requested content could not load or is not available anymore, however there's plenty more cool stuff to be found on our home page.

Close
×

Loading

Loading

Please wait while we load your content

Don't judge

i-LikeToLookAtPrettyThings

The name's Mellina~

Just reblogging what I like.

[[This is a multifandom blog]]

Close
×